Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Kamala the Cop Drops Out!



Kamala Harris is a cop.

Billionaires love Kamala Harris. 

But…

She dropped out. *Cues celebratory music*

Seriously, this is a good thing. Now, all we have to do is wait for Corey Booker, Michael Bloomberg, Mayor Pete, Amy Cloud Boot Jar, and whatever other centrists we have running….oh shit, Joe Biden’s still in the race? 

Why did Kamala Harris drop out, or in the words of most politicians trying to save face, “suspend her campaign”? She blames lack of finances. Which is hilarious considering my last blog post. 

I blame…her shitty record, lack of ability to defend her past when Tulsi Gabbard came out and caught that mean body during the debate. Making cash bail more expensive, denying a DNA test that would’ve reversed a decision that had a man in prison, using prisoners to fight wildfires they weren’t adequately trained for, allowing marijuana to lead to the arrests of over 1,800 residents of California during her tenure as Attorney General….probably THAT stuff. 

Everyone NOT named Bernie Sanders, Tulsi GabbardElizabethWarren or… (sigh) Joe Biden should just gone head and pick a Senate seat to run for. It’s over for you all.

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